analysis of an imbecile mind
I couldn’t sleep last night. I tried real hard but I just couldn’t. I’ve been staring at the ceiling for almost two hours already but my eyes are still wide open. The reason? My electric fan is under repair so I was kind of soaking up on my own sweat and it’s so hot and I just can’t do without a fan 
So instead of making friends with the mosquitoes, I decided to examine my life and here are my hideous findings:
* I’ve been working like a dog since I was 17 but I’m still poor 
[wow!]
* I’m growing old and I still haven’t tried wearing short shorts and tube tops [raise the roof!]
* I’m starting to hate the single life :) [yeah, right! couldn't agree more]
* I’ve been an active member of Friendster since 2004 but I only have 145 friends. How come the other members got at least 500? [unfortunately, friendster is a major part of my so-called social life hehe]
* I realized that I have been avoiding a lot of office gatherings lately [just can't stand office politics and cranky co-workers]
* and I also realized that I want to conquer the world of blogging [huh?!] and hopefully - - meet the hot hunks of the international communities hihihihi [JOKE!]
I caught myself mid-thought and frowned. Is my life really like that?!
*Sigh
I hope my fan gets repaired soon…
